I've had...what? Three banana daiquiris? What? Eight? No, TARDIS, you're mistaken.
Uh, this is a message for prior companions. I've landed in Cardiff...uh, some...point in some year it's Cardiff they all look the same and yes. Uh, yes! So, here I am.
OOC: To make up for my lousy tagging, here's a drunk Doctor. Have at him!