1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
SWM, Time Lord, significantly older than you. Mostly asexual, and as absolutely vanilla as possible. Is frequently distracted, talks too quickly, and will be completely oblivious to any and all romantic interest you might have in him. WLTM: Companion-type for live-in adventuring situation. Must wear inappropriate shoes yet run long distances quickly. Must enjoy screaming, running for your life, and life-threatening situations. NOT into BDSM, no Master-types please.