Dear Mr Thompson,
I am terribly sorry that I shoved your son, Jimmy, out of the way during the line for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I would like to state that if Jimmy knew how to stand in line properly, he would not have gotten shoved.
Honestly! A little boy like that, rushing up against everyone else. And no, I don't appreciate the fact that his hat poked me in my rib! He told me I looked like Barty Crouch Junior in my Slytherin garb! How am I supposed to feel about that? Barty Crouch Junior! The man was kissed to death in the
Anyway, I'm only writing this because Rose told me that I had to. Rose, you know, that girl in the Hufflepuff garb you yelled at because I shoved your child? Yes, well, she told me I had to write this so I am. Be lucky she's so very nice.
Next time, teach your child some manners.
PS: This is, apparently, very rude. I'm supposed to apologize for that, too. So I'm sorry.
Who hurt me:
Dear Sergeant Angel,
I understand why you pushed me up against the wall and handcuffed me. I understand I was getting a bit out of hand during the whole rush for the book. But, honestly, you made the cuffs a little too tight, and that hurt me.
See, me? I was hurt because of you. How does that make you feel?
I hope it makes you feel very bad.
And making my poor friend Rose bail me out of jail the next day? That hurt her! I hope you know how hurt we were! We were hurt!
And that man who said I shoved his child? His lad was a jerk!
PS: Also, cut the red wire during your next raid. You may think it's the blue, but it's really not.
Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
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