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A Servant to Time and Consequence
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for realmof_themuse: 1.52.1, "Last Person"

You just woke up and found yourself in bed with the very LAST person(s) you ever expected to. How did this happen, is this real, and now what will you do?

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Are you..."

"Yes, I am."

"And you're in my bed."

"Yes."

"And...naked, I presume."

"Yes."

"Am I dreaming?"

"No."

"Okay, well, that sorts that out. No, wait, it doesn't. How did you get naked and into my bed?"

"Well, Doctor---"

"You know my name?"

"Uh, yeah. I know...quite a bit about you, if you know what I mean."

"I don't know what you mean."

"I think you're being difficult."

"I think I'm being quite terrified."

"I didn’t think I was that scary naked."

"No, but the concept of how this came to be is rather...well, that's rather terrifying, I think. Wait, this isn't my bed."

"No, it's my bed."

"It's a nice bed."

"Thank you, I think so."

"Room looks a good bit like my room, s'why I got confused and, well, needless to say, the waking naked---why am I naked?---in someone else's bedroom, well, that tends to put one on edge and---"

"Doctor."

"Yes?"

"Do you want to know how you ended up here, if you really don't remember?"

"Hmmm." Headscratch. "Uh, yes. No, wait. Did it involve alcoholic consumption?"

"Yes."

"Cheesy 40's music?"

"Yes."

"Something about squash?"

"Yes."

"Okay! So, it's not really necessary for you to explain anything. Except where my trousers are."

"Over there."

"Okay!" Slight scrambling. "You're being awfully calm about this."

"I've woken up to stranger things."

"Stranger than an alien naked in your bed that you...were you spooning me?"

"Well, yes."

"Wha---"

"You snored when you laid on your back. So, I turned you to your side, and you kept turning over. I was just holding you in place."

Blink. "Right. Okay. That's...okay. I snore? Really?"

"Terribly. Your third incarnation doesn't snore at all, and he's a perfect gentleman."

"Damn that third incarnation, always outdoing me."

"He is quite dashing."

"More dashing than me?"

"Are you being insecure, now?"

"NO!"

"I think you are. Your shoes are over there."

"Wha? Oh, right, thanks."

"Your companion is going to know what you've been up to."

"I don't even know what I've been up to!"

"I told you I could explain it to you."

"No! No, that's all right. That's really, really all right."

"I suppose you're leaving then?"

"Well...yes. It's...yes. I'm leaving."

"All right. Have a good day, my bodyguard will lead you out the back door."

"Right, uh, so, uh, thanks for...whatever happened, Mr. Clooney."

"Oh, it was my pleasure, Doctor. And please, after last night, I think you can call me George."

"George. Right. Uh, bye."

Muse: the Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 421
Tags: community: theatrical muse
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