Not avoiding you, honest. Anyway, recently won a free vacation anywhere in the universe and decided that Rose and I really could use a break, so I've taken her off to the Emerald Shore. Now, by Emerald Shore, I mean the planet Emerald Shore, where all of the sands are made of the gems. Bit prickly on your feet at first, but you soon get used to it.. The tourism here is terrible, though. It appears that this band of warrior maidens from the land of Bustonia have decided to take up sunbathing every day on this island in the nude. They're very nice, though. Made Rose an honorary member and everything.
Anyway, we'll be home in a couple of weeks and we'll be sure to pick you up before we head out to the island of Giant Slugs. I know you'll be fascinated by that.
See you soon!
Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 150