From: Dr. John Smith (email@example.com)
Subject: Could use some suggestions
Right, hello! So! I've got a friend of mine whose birthday is coming up. Well, sort of a friend. Well, eventually a friend. Maybe, sort of? It's very complicated. She's a very secretive sort, haven't the faintest idea what I should get her.
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