And I'm supposed to believe that you actually got away with stealing all of those clothes from a hospital, I meant that's never---wait a minute. Nevermind.
So, yes, rubbish. The whole thing.
(The Doctor's thoughts do not reflect that of the writer, who thought the whole thing was utterly brilliant. -ed)
Oh! Except for the bit where you chatted with the TARDIS. I always meant to do that, but never got around to it. Poor girl.
(Brilliant stuff! -ed)