July 21st, 2008

doctor/tardis on top of the world

theatrical_muse: Discuss someone who has scared you.

AKA: Crack!Fic is Crack.

"It's really not my fault," the Doctor says. "I mean really, really not my fault."

Considering the looks of terrified glee on the faces of the cameramen, reporters, and gawking onlookers, the Doctor thinks that they're not going to believe him. More likely than not they're going to believe this obnoxious oaf of a man who is supposedly a witness blathering on a tale of how he did it. Also, these handcuffs are really too tight.

Oh, look, there's Donna. Fat lot of good she was. How long ago was the nick of time that she was supposed to arrive here at? Oh, right, like twenty minutes ago.

"What happened?" she barks.

"I didn't do it!" the Doctor says, quickly. "The Doctor did."

"What?" The way Donna's face screws up, she could almost imagine she was channeling him.

"The Doctor did it," the witness agrees.

"No I didn't," the Doctor barks back. "The Doctor did it! I would never do this!"

"What?" Donna snorts. "Doctor, did you or did you not do this?"

"Of course I wouldn't!"

"The Doctor did it!"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Are you two just talking rubbish?"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Then who bloody did it?"

This is all getting rather ridiculous and, more importantly, is starting to develop a very definite beat. It's only a matter of time now until---

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Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 2,706
Yeah I don't know why Gir's there either.
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