Posted Feb 29th 2008 6:54PM by TMZ Staff
It's confirmed that Brit Brit's Brit personality has a new Brit in her life---and nobody knows who he is!
The first non-pap to be seen holding hands with Spears was seen last night outside of Hyde. The skinny suit scurried down West Hollywood with the Britster in tow. Get a tailor, TMZ spotted that this guy was dressed in tweed! Is it 1983? Must be trying to stick to Britney's most famous personality, her thick cockney!
In a style reserved especially for John Mayer, the unidentified bloke said they had to "save the world" and pulled the disheveled popwreck away from the flashing bulbs, knocking over a TMZ snapper when he wouldn't move fast enough. Call a shrink!
The Britwreck and Guard-zilla then shot down to Brit's waiting SUV. Maybe they desperately had to get their capes (or their straightjackets) cleaned before saving the world.
The Red Zone Is Not For Unloading, Brit!
Get a Grip, Harriet Jones!
Filed Under: Britney Spears, Wacky and Weird
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Special thanks to daughterof_evil for the idea and banished_dame for help with the graphic!