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for makeyourlist: Grocery List

TARDIS GROCERY LIST PRINTOUT 1223BB339


Land in front of Sainsbury's, January 2008. This list is to replace the one previously printed out one month prior that was ignored that replaced the prior month's list that was also ignored. You MUST go grocery shopping.

Fresh Food
Extra Sweet Pineapple (as opposed to un-sweet) £1.89/unit
Fresh Figs (as opposed to un-fresh) £1.99/unit
Bananas (4 bunches at minimum) £0.99/unit
Apricots £1.74/unit
NOTE: DO NOT BUY PEARS. YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM.
Cherry tomatoes (which really belong in the fruit asile)
£0.69/unit
NOTE: DO NOT NEED POTATOES, YOU ARE NOT IN THAT FAMINE RIGHT NOW.
Balsmic Salad Dressing £1.59/unit
Gem Lettuce (Not with actual gems) £1.49/unit
Seafood Sticks £0.98/unit
Ready Meals (variety) £2.29/unit - £10.99/unit

Bakery
White Sandwich loaf £0.99/unit
Baguette (several) £0.79/unit
Teacakes (12 pack) £0.54/unit
Banana scones £0.69/unit
Regular scones £0.69/unit
NOTE: THIS IS WHEN YOU REMEMBER THAT YOUR BREAD CUPBOARD IS VERY SMALL SO STOP BUYING BAKERY GOODS

Food Cupboard
Honey Shreddies Breakfast cereal £1.91/unit
Coco Pops Breakfast cereal £2.19/unit
NOTE: DO NOT PURCHASE MORE CEREAL, NO MATTER THE BRIGHT COLORS ON THE BOX.
Cheese and Onion Nibbles £1.59/unit
Squeezy Honey £1.29/unit
NOTE: DO NOT GET BORED AND WANDER OFF AT THIS POINT. CONTINUE SHOPPING.
Squeezy Honey £1.29/unit
Ready-to-eat banana custard £0.45/unit

Frozen
NOTE: FREEZING UNIT IN KITCHEN NEEDS REPAIRING, DO NOT MAKE FROZEN PURCHASES UNTIL FIXED

Drinks
Capri Sun Juice £0.94/unit
Coca-Cola 12-pack £4.95/unit

House & Pet
Lavender Aerosol £0.72/unit (to cover smell of cooking)
Bin Bags £1.59/unit
NOTE: PAY ATTENTION AND DO NOT WANDER OFF.
New Stainless Steel Toaster (to replace the one you used to make that machine) £12.97/unit
Washing up liquid £0.85/unit

HEALTH & BEAUTY
Cleansing Gel (aka: Soap) £5.47/unit
Shaving foam £1.46/unit
Hair gel £6.75/unit
NOTE: USE THE ONE YOU ALWAYS GET. DO NOT TRY SOMETHING NEW

Total bill should be aprox. £87.38

IF BILL IS SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER, GO BACK AND SEE WHAT YOU DID NOT PURCHASE. IF BILL IS SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER, PUT AWAY EXTRA BREAKFAST CEREALS BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW PRETTY THE BOX COVERS, YOU DO NOT NEED THAT MANY.
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