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A Servant to Time and Consequence
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for couples_therapy: Give and Take



UnitWho: Rose?
UnitWho:
*BUZZ*
DameTyler:
Ease up there, what?
UnitWho:
*BUZZ*
DameTyler:
Yeah!
UnitWho:
*BUZZ*
DameTyler:
Stop it with the sounds
DameTyler:
did you break it?
UnitWho:
Sorry, that's a really brilliant little button there
DameTyler:
Yeah. Great. More things to hassle me with.
UnitWho:
Uh, sorry, just you know. You working on that project?
DameTyler:
Which one?
UnitWho:
The one "Dr." Love gave us to do?
DameTyler:
Oh that one. Why?
UnitWho:
No reason
UnitWho:
Just seeing if you were working on it
UnitWho:
*BUZZ*
DameTyler:
Yeah, a bit.
DameTyler:
I'm turning my sounds off now.
UnitWho:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
DameTyler:
[dametyler has muted sounds]
UnitWho:
You are?
DameTyler:
Are you working on it?
UnitWho:
Well, maybe
UnitWho:
Yes
DameTyler:
You know that Hall and Oates song? This reminds me of it.
UnitWho:
Which one?
DameTyler:
Kiss on my List? Wasn't big in London, but all that time in New York? Classic stations play it a bit more.
UnitWho:
I'll have to check it out on my Napster account.
UnitWho:
So, who do you have on your list?
DameTyler:
It's alright.
DameTyler:
People.
UnitWho:
One would hope.
DameTyler:
Who'd you have on yours?
UnitWho:
People and aliens.
DameTyler:
Course.
UnitWho:
Oh, come on, Rose. You can't just leave me with "People"!
DameTyler:
Hmm?
UnitWho:
Your list!
DameTyler:
Oh that. Yeah, there's lots of people on it.
DameTyler:
Why're you so curious?
UnitWho:
I just am
UnitWho:
I'm a curious bloke
UnitWho:
Curious curious
UnitWho:
You're not getting any buzzing over there, are you?
DameTyler:
Nope.
UnitWho:
Damn.
DameTyler:
No buzzing.
DameTyler:
Just where are you messaging me from?
UnitWho:
In the TARDIS.
DameTyler:
Yeah, got that.
DameTyler:
Thanks Doctor Obvious.
UnitWho:
Just the Doctor, thanks.
DameTyler:
Welcome.
UnitWho:
So, are you going to share at all?
DameTyler:
Are you going to?
UnitWho:
Do you want me to?
DameTyler:
Well if I'm going to it's only fair.
UnitWho:
All right. Yeah, that's fair.
DameTyler:
So go on. Give me your list.
UnitWho:
Why do I have to go first?
DameTyler:
Why do I have to go first?
UnitWho:
Right, I'm flipping a coin. Heads you go first, tails I go first. Agreed?
DameTyler:
Wait. You are? How is that even fair?
UnitWho:
Of course it's fair! Oh, look! It's heads! You go first!
DameTyler:
I don't buy that at all!
DameTyler:
Compromise?
UnitWho:
I worry about compromising with you in regards to kissing situations.
DameTyler:
Oh? Why's that?
UnitWho:
OH DEAR I LOST CONNECTION FOR A MOMENT SORRY SILLY TARDIS CONNECTION
UnitWho:
Did you say you wanted to compromise?
UnitWho:
Let's compromise
DameTyler:
What? You didn't even log off!
UnitWho:
You just weren't paying attention.
UnitWho:
I did
UnitWho:
Right up there
DameTyler:
Yeah. Right.
DameTyler:
How am I supposed to even trust you'll send over anything if you keep "losing the connection"
UnitWho:
I will! I will! I promise!
DameTyler:
Fine. Compromise. We each give one at a time.
DameTyler:
I'm sure mine's shorter as it is.
UnitWho:
All right. But you go first. Kisses we've shared with other people since we've been..."together".
DameTyler:
Right.
DameTyler:
Oh other people? So my first can't be you.
UnitWho:
Right, cause then my first would be you
DameTyler:
Right.
UnitWho:
You're not hearing any buzzing, are you?
DameTyler:
Fine. Mickey Smith.
DameTyler:
And no. No buzzing.
UnitWho:
Right. So. Madame du Pompadour.
UnitWho:
I still can't believe you kissed him. Pickled eggs.
DameTyler:
Yeah. I remember that. The Snogging while Mickey and me were about to get checked for 'compatibility'
UnitWho:
Hey hey! That was dancing!
UnitWho:
It's different!
DameTyler:
Yeah. I know all about 'dancing' Doctor.
UnitWho:
Pickled eggs, though, Rose! I mean, really!
DameTyler:
Mickey and me were together before you came along anyway, just stayed together bit longer even after I went.
UnitWho:
Pickled beets!
UnitWho:
Was there anything he didn't have pickled in his flat??
DameTyler:
Enough already! He's my mate!
DameTyler:
Adam.
UnitWho:
Hole in his head Adam?
UnitWho:
EW.
DameTyler:
Before the hole, and yeah.
UnitWho:
Still.
DameTyler:
Come on! Name yours.
UnitWho:
Well, there were a few in the space where you were gone, not sure if they count or not so I put a big question mark after each of them
DameTyler:
I've got mine listed.
UnitWho:
Oh
UnitWho:
Well, then
UnitWho:
Martha Jones
DameTyler:
Oh
UnitWho:
Oh?
DameTyler:
No she's pretty.
UnitWho:
Well, she's far from homely, yeah.
DameTyler:
Oh that's real nice. Make a t-shirt of that will you?
DameTyler:
'Far from Homely'
UnitWho:
Well, I mean, you already called her pretty and it would hardly be polite to go into detail.
DameTyler:
Fine.
UnitWho:
Fine?
DameTyler:
Yep.
UnitWho:
You know, this is why I'm hiding. I knew you wouldn't take this list well.
DameTyler:
You're hiding?
UnitWho:
[unitwho has logged off]
UnitWho:
[unitwho has logged on]
UnitWho:
Sorry, silly TARDIS connection
UnitWho:
Isn't it your go?
DameTyler:
Why am I going first?
UnitWho:
You're next, aren't you?
UnitWho:
You said Adam, I said Martha, now it's your go
DameTyler:
I think you should go first now.
UnitWho:
But I just went
DameTyler:
So?
UnitWho:
Well, we should go one then the other!
DameTyler:
Yeah you go and then I'll go.
UnitWho:
I just went!
DameTyler:
I really don't care.
UnitWho:
Oh, don't be difficult now, Rose. This is supposed to be good for us.
DameTyler:
Fine. Connor.
UnitWho:
Who?
DameTyler:
Other side of the void. Worked for Torchwood with me.
UnitWho:
Oh
DameTyler:
You gave one from when we weren't together. So did I.
UnitWho:
Nice bloke?
DameTyler:
Bit pushy.
UnitWho:
Never a good thing.
DameTyler:
It worked for him.
UnitWho:
What do you mean "worked"?
DameTyler:
Mean it fit who he was. Working for Torchwood you can't exactly say 'Please alien mind not sucking the brains out of people?'
UnitWho:
Yeah, but you can't take your work into your non-work activities.
UnitWho:
Activities is really a bad word for it
DameTyler:
Yeah and like you can talk.
UnitWho:
I can! I don't work.
DameTyler:
Yeah right.
UnitWho:
I don't! I save the world as a hobby.
DameTyler:
Can you hear me laughing all the way from wherever you are?
UnitWho:
Actually, the engines are louder here.
DameTyler:
Where are you? I never hear the engines except in the console room
UnitWho:
Does that make it my turn?
UnitWho:
Well, there's Joan, but I think she falls into the same category as Cassandra. Wrong person, wrong body situations.
UnitWho:
So I guess the next would be Astrid.
DameTyler:
Astrid? What that like a car?
UnitWho:
No, that's a female name.
UnitWho:
She was from Sto!
DameTyler:
Right. You're making them up now.
UnitWho:
They have...unusual names there!
UnitWho:
See, first you're telling me my list is going to be SO LONG and now you're telling me that I'm making them up!
DameTyler:
Well come on! Astrid? Fine. Jack.
UnitWho:
Oh! Forgot about him!
DameTyler:
Yeah bet you did.
UnitWho:
Oi, that's not very nice.
DameTyler:
He kissed you too you know.
UnitWho:
I was only listing members of the opposite sex. Should I be listing members of the same sex, too?
UnitWho:
I wish they made their instructions clearer
DameTyler:
How many of the same sex are there for you?
UnitWho:
You mean just in the time since we've known each other?
DameTyler:
Yeah?
UnitWho:
Two. But I don't think they should count, do you? I'm not certain they count.
DameTyler:
Jack and who else?
UnitWho:
I was just very very very very very very very busy in the time you weren't here
DameTyler:
Yeah and who else?
UnitWho:
You know, I'm worried about the TARDIS connection again
UnitWho:
And!
UnitWho:
I've listed Jack!
UnitWho:
Which makes it your turn!
DameTyler:
I listed Jack for you.
UnitWho:
You listed Jack for you!
DameTyler:
That shouldn't count cause you forgot him.
UnitWho:
Fine. The Master. But it was complicated and I don't want to talk about it.
DameTyler:
Alright.
DameTyler:
Dean.
UnitWho:
Ah.
DameTyler:
Ah?
UnitWho:
Rather handsome bloke, Dean.
DameTyler:
Yeah he was.
UnitWho:
Right. So. How much longer is your list?
DameTyler:
That's... sort of... it.
UnitWho:
Me, too.
DameTyler:
Really?
UnitWho:
Yep.
DameTyler:
All that time? When I was gone? Mean time goes a bit longer for you most times.
UnitWho:
Despite what my rather unusual reputation might say, I don't run around snogging random people. Takes a special sort of person to turn my eye.
DameTyler:
That's good.
UnitWho:
So, not mad at me, then?
DameTyler:
No? Should I have been?
UnitWho:
Cause I'd really like to come out of here, my legs are starting to cramp up.
UnitWho:
Well, I expected a little worse.
UnitWho:
Just a little.
DameTyler:
Where are you at?
UnitWho:
I told you, in the TARDIS!
DameTyler:
Do you hear me laughing again?
UnitWho:
Nope, still just hear the engines. No, wait. Yeah, I can hear it. Sounds a bit forced though.
DameTyler:
Yeah bit.
DameTyler:
Still there? Or did you fake log off again?
UnitWho:
No, sorry, hit my head
UnitWho:
It's a little cramped, like I said
DameTyler:
Hit your head? I swear I haven't a clue where you're at.
UnitWho:
That's the idea
DameTyler:
Got that.
UnitWho:
I have a question, though
UnitWho:
Have we actually snogged since we started up therapy?
UnitWho:
I mean, each other
DameTyler:
You can't recall?
UnitWho:
No, I just don't think we actually have.
UnitWho:
Was just looking for confirmation of the recalled non-event
DameTyler:
Well we have.
DameTyler:
Twice actually.
UnitWho:
Real, actual snogging? Are you sure?
UnitWho:
Rose?
UnitWho:
It's a good idea I'm hiding, I think.
DameTyler:
Yeah.
DameTyler:
Gallifrey was one.
UnitWho:
Ah, yes.
DameTyler:
After you came back was the other.
UnitWho:
I think I should really work hard to reassert those moments into my memory because I'm probably never going to be able to snog you again, am I right?
DameTyler:
If you need to reassert them, go right ahead.
UnitWho:
Well, it's just been so long since those. Too much time, in point of fact. We've been so busy and such.
DameTyler:
Yeah, bit with everything.
UnitWho:
We should do a refresher course with each other, I think. Might be a good idea.
DameTyler:
Oh really? What do you have in mind?
UnitWho:
Well, I think it could be easily implied.
UnitWho:
Maybe not
UnitWho:
But
UnitWho:
You know
UnitWho:
It would all be so much easier if I could buzz you.
DameTyler:
Sorry I knocked something over.
UnitWho:
How important a something was it?
DameTyler:
Some sort of big purplish thing on my nightstand?
UnitWho:
It's on your nightstand and you don't know what it is?
DameTyler:
Maybe? Mean its not like I decorated the room all over? There's some of my stuff, and a lot of your stuff.
UnitWho:
Did that something break?
DameTyler:
Maybe.
UnitWho:
Oh, no. Is it smoking/screaming/buzzing/oozing?
DameTyler:
Screaming? There are things in my room that could scream?
UnitWho:
Well, you never know. And it really would be about the moment in our conversation for something to go horrifically wrong.
DameTyler:
Yeah that's true. No it just broke is all. No smoke, no buzzing or anything.
UnitWho:
Right, well, we'll get it cleaned up later.
DameTyler:
You coming down here now?
UnitWho:
I could, if you'd like.
DameTyler:
Well just warning I'm not exactly fully dressed is all. Sort of dressed down for the night. Don't want you all averting your eyes and nonsense.
UnitWho:
How 'dressed down' is 'dressed down'?
DameTyler:
Do you want me to get dressed? Mean I can put pants on.
UnitWho:
No, I mean, I've seen you in less, I'm sure. It's your room, I want you to be comfortable.
DameTyler:
Alright. Should I throw the purple broken thing out?
UnitWho: Yeah, no. I'll bring down a broom. We should talk about refreshing our memories while I'm down there.
DameTyler:
Works for me.
UnitWho:
Brilliant
UnitWho:
[unitwho has logged off]

Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 2964
Written with the amazing banished_dame
Tags: co-author: banished_dame, community: couples therapy, featuring: rose tyler
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